ugh, I need to lose 30 pounds.

philcoulson:

I have never seen my cat—the mammal—lay an egg.

Just because you didn’t see it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

the-kellephant:

Comic Ladies I Love 17/?: Carol Danvers aka Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel

"Well, first there was nothing, then there was everything.  Then the good lord saw fit to bring me into the world to kick the asses of those who need it most.  So get ready ‘cause this day or the next, it’s coming."

captain marvel #002

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

tagged → #lmao omg